Likes: I love the outdoors. Hiking, the beach, camping or whatever. Its even better if you can have a few friends and some Bacardi 151!

Dislikes: People who like porn but hate those who make it! Shallow people. Neighbors who call the cops. Cops! Crusty old politicians who hate porn. Women's activists.

Goals: I want to buy a house! Go to college! Get a bitchin' crotch rocket! Someday when I get old I will move to a nudist colony and chase some beautiful young guys! Scary!

Accomplishments: I finally came out and admitted I was bisexual! It has been a process! Bad Church! Bad Morals! Lies! All lies!

Career: Exotic Dancer and Porn Star!